A Classic:"A classic is something that I buy, then I put on display in the living room where people can see and then I go to wikipedia to read its synopsis (so you know, just in case people ask me what's the book is all about). And I have a few classics at home... I feel very pandai oredi ;-)"
- Mior Adzhar
A Smile: "A smile is a curve which can put many things straight!"
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
Fishing: One jerk holding one end of a line waiting for another jerk from the other end.
Lecture: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either!
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax and update your FB without your spouse nagging!
EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to their Mistakes 1
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way you actually look forward to the trip!
OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from top floor of KLCC says in midway"See I'm not injured yet!"
MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER: A banker provided by nature!
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your Hand before elections and your Confidence later!
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!
Wife: The girl you fell in love with and the woman who spend her whole life stopping you from falling in love again!
Ciaow!
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