Pot pet pot pet Hari Raya...~!

During the Eid, we meet many people. Some are new acquintances, but many are old friends and relatives. We eat a little of everything, and we talk about everything too. Some prefer to eat more and talk less, while others prefer to do the talking and forgo the munching. A few odd ones do both, talking with their mouth full of everything. Occassional this lot will spit and spew food remnants out too, especially when they laugh at their own jokes or choke on their own lies!

Normal people do not behave normally during Eid visits. Everyone shake hands, accompanied by "Maaf Zahir Batin!", only to launch oneself into a string of abusive verbage as soon as the car doors are closed!

Someone's wife: "Abang tengok si Mek Yah tu tadi tayang gelang baru tadi tu! Menyampah saya!"

Another person's wife: "Why were you smiling like kerang busuk jer tadi when your brother minta halalkan semua hutang tu! RM5,000 you know! How can halal like that only!"

Someone's cousin: "Sumpah aku tak datang dah rumah ibu bapa kamu! Adakah aku di beri nya minum dalam gelas plastik, tapi orang dari Kay EL tu dapat gelas kaca!"

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Also, do you notice, that everyone must be seen to be happy during Hari Raya!

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And, paling kenot tahan when children open their sampul hijau as soon as they are given one! Malu lah Pak Ngah beb apabila pak Ngah bagi RM1 sorang, tapi pak letak RM20 dalam sampul. Tak aci lah kamu semua buka depan2 begitu! Lagi tak tahan, apabila parents pula yang lebih2! Siap tolong bilang duit dalam sampul anak2, and minta simpan lagi tu!

A young mother to her 7 year old son: "Adik pergi lah ke rumah Haji Kaya tu. Pergi sorang2 lagi bagus, mesti dapat duit raya banyak!"

Tak harus muskil lah jika anak2 membesar menjadi mata duitan, hahaha~!

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Owh..."yours is bigger than mine" competition tetap berlaku di musim Raya. No, I am not talking about gelang emas di lengan Mak Cik Kiah. Not even the cars of anak2 yang pulang dari Kay EL ke kampung! I am talking about the size of Khemah depan rumah for Open House! "Whoarrr, hebat open house Datin, besar nye Khemah! Siap ada pasang aircond lagi ye!" Hahaha.

Nama jer open house. Tetapi rumah yang besar itu sebenarnya, tertutup rapat. Yang di open hanyalah pintu pagar. Di sebabkan terlalu ramai jemputan entah dari mana, sedangkan jiran2 di sekeliling hanya menjadi pemerhati, tak sempat pun berbual mesra. Yang puan rumah pastikan ialah, sessi bergambar dengan setiap meja tetamu - untuk di paparkan di Facebook! Hahaha.

Glamor gitu you!

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Isk, musim2 Raya...terlalulah ramainya, orang membuka ketupat. Bukan ketupat daun palas, tetapi ketupat umpat mengumpat. Al Maklumlah, sebulan tak boleh berkata2 keji, dan iblis juga di rantai. Dah masuk syawal, dengan terlepasnya syaitan dan iblis, umpat mengumpat pun di sambung semula di kebanyakan majlis.

"Si anu tu ber Raya sorang2 jer kan...kesian dia!"

"Eh suami dia yang kerja overseas tu tak balek2 ka?"

"Oh dah balek....siap bawak bertong2 buah khorma...tapi saya dengar, dia tu beraya di rumah isteri muda !"

"Oh, begitu la pulak ya! Tak tahu jaga suami lah tu gamak nya!"

Isk isk Si Kiah ni, memandai jer buat cerita! Terkena batang hidung sendiri kang baru tau.

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Terdengar di queue KFC di Kuala Krai -*dah ada KFC di Gucil! Satu kemajuan tu!* -

Young wife: "I really don't like lah balek your kampung!"

Not so young husband: "Bakpo?"

Young wife: "I need privacy lah! I can't do it when people are eating in the kitchen!"

Not so young husband: "Alaa, we stop lah for a few days. No need to do lah!"

Young wife: "I am talking about something else lah...your otak ni sentiasa biru jer!"

Not so young husband: "Gappo?"

Young wife: "Toilet lah bang....the toilet is so near to the kitchen!"

Errrr....Selamat Hari Raya semua!